Friday, February 24, 2006

Must be a Guy Thing...

Today, as I walked to work, I came across a guy who kept spitting on the ground. Which got me thinking - a LOT of guys spit on the ground, and I really don't get why. Will it make them feel more manly? Do guys have this pre-wired urge to share their mouth and nose goodies with the sidewalk? Will it make the girls flock to them? ("Look at me, I can spit on the sidewalk!") Why, DAMMIT??? TELL ME!!!

6 comments:

peter said...

we develop a lot of phlegm and/or saliva that is hard to tolerate and must be expectorate. The real questions are why don't more girls do it? Does it make them feel less womanly? Do girls have this pre-wired urge to keep morning breathe and saliva and built-up snot in themselves for as long as possible? Will keeping the saliva in their mouths make the guys flock to them? ("Look at me, I have saliva and phlegm!")

IndyComp0T1 said...

Girls use kleenex for that sort of thing. :)

Adam S. said...

And how many guys carry kleenex around with them? I know I (usually) don't..

IndyComp0T1 said...

Maybe guys SHOULD start carrying kleenex with them. It would make life a lot easier for those unfortunate enough to find themselves in the line of fire of a phlegm-spitting guy. :P

David said...

I carry kleenex with me... I was just always taught it was rude to spit in public.... I guess that's why in some countries you get kained for it.

IndyComp0T1 said...

I totally agree w/ David. Spitting on the ground is gross and rude.