Today, as I walked to work, I came across a guy who kept spitting on the ground. Which got me thinking - a LOT of guys spit on the ground, and I really don't get why. Will it make them feel more manly? Do guys have this pre-wired urge to share their mouth and nose goodies with the sidewalk? Will it make the girls flock to them? ("Look at me, I can spit on the sidewalk!") Why, DAMMIT??? TELL ME!!!