I hate Dole's juice bottles. For some reason, the moron who designed the bottle cap decided that it would be really really funny if he could make the thing PERSON-PROOF! Today, for example, when I went to open my strawberry kiwi drink, I failed to open the bottle, but succeeded in leaving a mighty red and painful mark on my hand. This isn't the first time it has happened to me, either. And don't dismiss it as girlie weakness either: I rock-climb, so my hands are fairly strong. Besides, do you have to be a body-builder to be able to open up a blasted juice bottle? Methinks not.
Here's a thought: when designing packaging meant for people to open, how about NOT making it person-proof, EH???
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