So, at long last, 4 whole months after baby Suri Cruise was born, we finally get a glimpse of Tom and Katie's bundle of joy. Thank-you Vanity Fair!
Now, there is just one little snag...Hasn't ANYBODY noticed that baby Suri looks ASIAN??? Hello??? Last time I looked, neither Tom nor Katie is Asian. Honestly, I'm not surprised. Tom Cruise is known to have a low sperm count, so the fact that he knocked up Katie was very suspicious to begin with. Honestly, I'm pretty surprised that nobody questioned this, but hey, it is the US, and them folks south of the border to tend to forget simple things like the fact that the original "official" reason for Bush going to war with Iraq was due to those pesky WMDs, and now the "official" reason is to free the Iraqi people. But I digress...
So anyway, back to Tom and Katie. Here's my theory. Tommy boy has a low sperm count so he can't conceive; however, he wanted to get Katie preggers, so he talked to his Scientology pals and go some divine man seed from some high-ranking Thetan. Except that they screwed up the samples and voilà! We have half-Asian baby Suri. Done and done!
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