Monday, March 13, 2006

Deep Thoughts

Things I learned while on a Sunday walk in the city:
  1. The first nice weather of the year produces as many interesting costumes as Halloween does.
  2. Trailerpark trash is universal.
  3. Skaters will always invade the downtown core doing their stupid board tricks...and fall during 90% of them.
  4. There's an asshole driver born every minute.
  5. Pigeons have no shame - they crap EVERYWHERE.
  6. There's always a family of idiots taking up the entire sidewalk.
  7. Smokers will always blow a big puff of smoke in your face just when you take a deep breath.
  8. Capri pants keep coming back every spring like a wart that won't go away.
  9. The minute you dress for warm weather, it turns cold on you.
  10. People who ride around in limos want attention.

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